Yesterday on my way home from work, I was deep in my own thoughts about work and finances and the color of the sky, and any number of other more interesting things than the act of driving, when something very bad happened. I approached a routine part of the commute at a corner where [...]
“I remember when I got a Teddy Ruxpin and I was like, ‘Thank you Jesus!’”
In the immortal words of Jacobim Mugatu, “TODD! are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!!”
I had, in past, only ever briefly made a mental connection between certain body functions and the consumption of specific kinds of foods. I had never really connected the dots between feeling a [...]