I’m sick. For what seems like the 100th time in the last year I caught a sniffle and it went straight to my tonsils. Those vestigial structures in our throats which seem to have no function whatsoever have seemingly found a life of their own in my body. I am never completely [...]
“Apparently your range has all sorts of settings like ‘considering warming your food’. In my parents house, growing up, the range was this push-button dealie with like five settings. If you wanted a certain temperature that the buttons didn’t give you, you had to sit and flip between two of them.
It felt like [...]
I am the type of person who likes to make connections between the random events that happen in my life. In the past two weeks I have had a number of amazingly bad things happen, yet in my life I know the bad always brings good. There always seems to be a balance [...]
Driving at night is always an adventure. I discover new views of the city while mulling the chaos that is in my head at times. When I can’t sleep and I’m not in a good place mentally, I will go for a drive. 30 minutes behind the wheel with the windows down on a road [...]
While watching the Daily Show with a friend I was disgusted, as is my custom, as Jon Stewart so keenly demonstrated how utterly, mind-bogglingly asinine the news media are. The following is a summary of the exchange that took place as a result:
Me: “Edward Murrow would be rolling in his grave if he could [...]