I went to the cinema with a friend this evening. It was one of those newer cinemas with pre-assigned seating. I have a love/hate relationship with this service. The love part is that you are guaranteed a seat before you even walk in the door. The hate part is that there are people who will be guaranteed a seat right next to you. This film was not too full and I had some vapid bitch pick seats right next to me with what was apparently a first date. She was fawning all over this guy and talking non-stop. One benefit of this arrangement was I got to catch tidbits of her verbal diarrhea:
“What can i say? My obessession with the Muppets as a child was quite intense.”