So as this site stays up longer I find interesting tidbits about how people may find me. I get a list of top searches in which my site is pulled up and it keeps growing larger. I wanted to share these with you as a couple tickled my fancy. Today my Top Searches list is as follows:
- what is a receding line
- mister frisky pictures
- shannongirl
- mister frisky
- technopornography
The first one links to a photo I posted of a street running on into the distance to a small point. It makes me happy because with luck some horribly lost high school photography student will get bored in class one day and fall asleep A week later, the night before their assignment is due, they will stare blankly at their notes wondering what the hell a “receding line” is and how on earth they will take a picture of one. (I swear I’m not speaking from experience at all! Seriously. I mean it.) This poor student will then turn to Google, the god of all homework and finder of all short, copied answers and find me right at the top of the page!
Number three perplexes the hell out of me. I have no idea who or what a “shannongirl” is. She could be some young, teenage girl on the web trying to make a place for herself on some unbearably tacky and loud Myspace page, just minding her own business and hoping that cute boys friend her. Most likely she is some older, middle-aged man trying to make a place for himself on some unbearably tacky and loud Myspace page, just minding his business and hoping that cute boys friend him.
Technopornography is my favorite, it sounds dirty and delightful and geeky and so technological and pornographic. I drooled over the latest revisions to the Apple MacBook product line in a post titled “Technoporn” in January and I am now on the second page of Google search results for the word “technoporn.” I couldn’t be more technopornographically excited! My geeky heart pitter pats at the concept of being listed in a Google search result to begin with but being listed under “technopornography” is amazing.
With hope there will be more searches which find their wayward journeys pointed in my direction. More people will find this place and wonder what the hell it has to do with what they typed into the the search field anyway. Till then I can only say…
Technoporn.



