Things We Don’t Stick In Our Mouths

Every morning I wake up, shower, towel off my hair and try really hard not to eat my product.

I use Surf Hair from the Garnier Fructis product line and this overwhelming fascination started when I first bought it several months ago.  (I know that using a non-salon product could potentially cost me points on my Gay Card, but I tend to think that I make up for it with my facial cleanser and scrub.)  Every time I open the container I am greeted by this delightfully fruity scent which is paired with a texture and color uncannily similar to Yoplait’s custard style yogurt.  Somewhere between the combination of the scent, the texture and maybe the early morning fogginess and its all I can do to keep from eating some.   Last time I checked, I thought this would be something I was supposed to grow out of maybe 20 years ago?

As a grown adult, I have this internal struggle nearly every morning.  To eat, or not to eat my hair product, that is the question!  Would just a little bit be okay?  No?  Maybe just a taste…

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One Response to Things We Don’t Stick In Our Mouths

  1. Melissa says:

    Eli,

    OMG. I just discovered your blog, and it is a new favorite! You are like the male version of dooce.

    Congratulations on being a homeowner (I’m uber jealous as I’m homeless, literally), and props to cleaning out all the dead animals. My in-laws had a similar experience of the joys of homeownership when they found a very stinky, rotten, rat carcass in the dryer vent this afternoon.

    Keep up the awesome blog. Hope you’re doing well.