Every morning I wake up, shower, towel off my hair and try really hard not to eat my product.
I use Surf Hair from the Garnier Fructis product line and this overwhelming fascination started when I first bought it several months ago. (I know that using a non-salon product could potentially cost me points on my Gay Card, but I tend to think that I make up for it with my facial cleanser and scrub.) Every time I open the container I am greeted by this delightfully fruity scent which is paired with a texture and color uncannily similar to Yoplait’s custard style yogurt. Somewhere between the combination of the scent, the texture and maybe the early morning fogginess and its all I can do to keep from eating some. Last time I checked, I thought this would be something I was supposed to grow out of maybe 20 years ago?
As a grown adult, I have this internal struggle nearly every morning. To eat, or not to eat my hair product, that is the question! Would just a little bit be okay? No? Maybe just a taste…
Eli,
OMG. I just discovered your blog, and it is a new favorite! You are like the male version of dooce.
Congratulations on being a homeowner (I’m uber jealous as I’m homeless, literally), and props to cleaning out all the dead animals. My in-laws had a similar experience of the joys of homeownership when they found a very stinky, rotten, rat carcass in the dryer vent this afternoon.
Keep up the awesome blog. Hope you’re doing well.