Stop what you are doing right now and read this. Immediately. Then read it again. Dooce tweeted this article by Mark Morford saying “Reading this was like a thousand cathartic kicking in of the doors.” and I heartily agree.
Why are you so terribly disappointing?.
Have you seen how many things there to be disappointed about these days? Love. Sex. Marriage. Stock market. God. Gas mileage. Death. Air travel. 5/9ths of the Supreme Court. It’s all just a big goddamn letdown. The list is endless. And getting endlesser…
But we don’t stop there. Not only are we disappointed, we need to express it. Vent it. Hiss it and spit it and hurl it like fistfuls of mental manure at the great wall of hey, screw you.